This track was born of my retail experience at a music store that shall remain unnamed. It begins with customers looking over my shoulder for someone with more technical expertise (aka a man). The sung vocals narrate my perspective, while the commentary sprinkled throughout are the voices of customers and my unspoken, internal monologue of responses.

Lyrics

No Deal
Verse
Your eyes met mine
Gave you back a dime
What’s your favorite color

You came to find
A way to pass the time
Follow your passion

You like my hair
You like my hair
(ahh..)
Said, most guys won’t
(ok.)
But you’re not like most
(oh god I didn’t think about that)

Bridge
(hi)
Am I the only one?
(Hi excuse me.)
Am I the only one?
(Excuse me -)
Is there someone else around?
(who may have a little bit more knowledge, possibly?)

You got a question
(I have a question)
Ga- got a question
(I have a question)
But… it’s a technical one
(but it’s kinda technical/very technical)
(...technical….)

Chorus
Nah Nah Nah…etc.
(Hi um. Yeah. I got a question but, just a warning –
it’s kinda technical. )

Instrumental
(Ah, I have a guitar, and….It sucks.)

Bridge
Inconsequential
(it sucks.)
Inconsequential
(it hurts my fingers…)
This means nothing to me, man
(when I play.)


You’re just a chore
A polite snore
I’ll get to ya when I can

It’s a petty revenge
So call my name again
(Evil pompous laughter)
*by Rindre Rindere*

Verse
I’m kinda tired
And I’m kinda bored
And you say I’m shy
Cuz you know my type

You see my name
Said I’m just the same
As in the Bible, you know the Bible

I’m meek and mild
(mhmm)
Mild and meek
(excuse me?)
Like women should be
(Bruh.)
That’s why you like me.
(N- n- no that’s gonna be a no.)

Bridge
Try to define me
Tell me to smile, smile
Ya need a smile look in the mirror
(we’re all gonna die.)

I’m not your po- pony, pony
Not your honey, honey
I hope by now that’s clear

Cause you discounted me
There’s no deal for you here today.
(I’m not gonna say it again)

Chorus
Nah Nah Nah …etc.
(I’m not gonna say it again)

(Are we done here?)


Voice Credits:
Julia Jenista
Gabriel Curry
Keizzy Anpalagan
James Detlefs
John Huizar
Rindre Rindere (http://pakilusin.co.vu/)